I was up in the wee hours of the night with you last night. I held you on my chest and rubbed your back until you fell back asleep. Remember? I'm too tired for this.
I took you on that bike ride this morning. Doesn't that count for something?
I just mopped that floor. On my hands and knees.
Oh, yeah... I just fed you, too.
Where's your brother? Don't you want to go play with him?
Please, Callahan. Throw me a bone!
Oh, and Callahan, I didn't mean the whole Devil thing. Really.